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Happy's Head Massager / Happy’s Head Trip
Whichever
name you prefer, even Buddy would not sell this ridiculous-looking
item unless it did something really special. Fortunately, it
does!
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The Happy's Head Massager:
Beautifully "gift-wrapped," and in "the ready
position." |
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The Happy's Head Massager has a 2½ inch copper
handle and a one inch wooden "ball" grip. Sprouting out of the interior end of the handle
are ten thinner copper prongs, which, when arranged in a
circle, produce the appearance of a giant whisk (for a dozen
ostrich eggs!). Gently place the massage tool on one's
scalp, and you will literally produce humongous
goosebumps, and send chills down one's body. We encourage you
to try it on a friend, loved one or aspired loved one,
because, generally, the feeling is not as strong when one uses it
on one's own head. The copper head massager works by
stimulating nerve endings on the scalp. These nerve endings
then send out messages of pleasure all the way down to the
toes! The Happy's Head Massager is terrific for
headaches and tension, as it produces a general
feeling of relaxation and bliss. |
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In a review of the
Happy's Head Trip (identical product, same
manufacturer; just a different
name and package), a writer from New York
Magazine put it this way: "Don't let the menacing look of
this item fool you—one test drive and you'll be hooked. It's
a head massager, and not only will its spindly legs lovingly caress
your scalp, they'll send shivers down your spine and leave your
hair looking like you romped in the sack all afternoon. Which
isn't a bad thing ($18.95)."
As with anything this good, however, there are a couple
of important warnings for the use and maintenance of the
Happy's Head Massager. Please use it on the middle of
the scalp, then back towards the neck: KEEP THE COPPER
PRONGS AWAY FROM THE EYES, AND KEEP THE DEVICE OUT OF THE
HANDS OF CHILDREN. Also, if you store the copper
scalp massager in an office or room that offers access to
others, please keep it in a locked safe! |
Happy's Electric Head
Tripper
The Ultimate Multi-Speed
Vibrating Scalp
Massager |
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From Left:
Happy's Electric Head Tripper in its compact packaging,
assembled & in action. |
The Electric Head
Tripper is specially designed to gently massage the many pressure
points, and stimulate the nerve endings, on your head and
neck. It may have surprising effects – including sending shivers down your spine and
legs. Your body may erupt in goosebumps as it releases
tension. You can use the vibrating head
massager on your own scalp and neck, or have a loved one
do it for you. Either way: Feel the magic of good
vibrations! Happy's Electric Head Tripper is
simple to assemble and dismantle (Why would you!?!). The
device contains strong, yet pliant, plastic "fingers" and
comes with a Double A alkaline battery. As with the Happy's
Head Massager & Head Trip, please keep this massage
tool out of the hands of children, and away from the
eyes. In addition, do not immerse the product in
water, and make sure it is turned all the way off when not in
use. |
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Belle (Left)
returns to her painstaking "work," testing the Happy's Electric
Head Tripper, and helping her friend,
Lulu, to demonstrate a breaking of the
rule: "Keep this massage tool out of the hands
of children."
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